frayadjacent | The Toast does Spuffy in 4 short paragraphs

Mr. Adjacent and I are on Season 5 in our rewatch, so this was especially amusing.

“You’re so noble,” the villain sneered, because he’d totally expected him to do that noble thing he’d just done but he was totally secretly impressed. “Not like me. I do whatever I want. So why do I secretly admire and maybe even love you a little bit?”
“Whoa,” he said.

“Wait,” the villain said. “I didn’t mean to say that last part. What I meant was why does your goodness shine through the light of my evil deeds and make me wish I was worth of you somehow?”

“Wait,” the villain said again. “You’re noble in a bad way, not a good way,” but it was too late. He was secretly good now, and they were going to become heroic friends.

via Flaws Only a Protagonist Could Have on The Toast. (The whole thing is well worth a read. OK the whole site is well worth a read.)

The Toast does Spuffy in 4 short paragraphs

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